Miss Universe

I could really use a wish right now...

2010-09-24T16:37:00.003+08:00

Very tired.
Still waiting.
Stupidly waiting.

A combination of lady gaga and resident evil.

ga-ga-ooh-la-la!

Always doodling. Even with chocolate.

sigh

2010-09-21T18:32:00.002+08:00

Life's like this.
Everyone takes me for granted.
Just another shadow in the dark.
No one cares about my feelings.
Getting so used to it.
Maybe I should stop feeling then things would be fine.
Why can't anyone see when I'm upset?
Stupid kid. I hate him. Childish freaking cocky bastard.

You will be very good to me...

2010-09-09T00:23:00.002+08:00

Audisea has better songs than redbana.
I'm bored in KL. Stupid US visa.
Happy or sad? Happiness is a choice.
I choose to be happy.
No reason to be sad. No one's feeling sad for you.
I'll be happy now and forever.
I love me.

Sigh...

2010-09-06T10:40:00.002+08:00

I keep dialing the numbers but I cannot call.
I'm gonna wait. :D
Just another 57 days to go. I will call.
Maybe I can cut it down by 2 days and call on the 1st of November.

But by then I would've already missed the 2 most important dates.
I'm not cut out for this.

Rants...

2010-09-05T00:14:00.002+08:00

I can rant here because I know no one reads it anyway.
I'm depressed again. I'm sad.
I don't know why.

I just want to cry. I just want to continue crying.
I want to sleep and never wake up.
I don't want to do anything other than sleep.

I've been wasting my past few days playing audiSEA.
When I talk it makes me slightly happier.
But when no one talks to me or when I'm alone at night.
I can't stop crying. Maybe it's that time of the month again.

I'm just tired. I hate relationships.
I hate what it does to me.
I don't want a boyfriend.
I don't want a relationship.
I want to be alone.
I want to be left alone.

Tiny bits of happiness~

2010-08-25T14:03:00.002+08:00

Today Jit Huat being a kind soul gave me his pendrive loaded with tons of crap.
In that pile of junk, there it was! AUDITIONSEA INSTALLER!
Lol! So i extracted it into my computer. Still patching.
Hopefully it works.
There were some error messages which I reluctantly read and completely ignored.
Even after so much help my computer is stubborn on not letting me play.

Old men are so funny. *reminisce about Kay Hock being a weirdo* Lol!
I cooked pasta - cheese and cream for lunch. Just finished it and gawd am I full.
Watching Spongebob Squarepants a definite classic. I'll never grow tired of this cartoon.

Bio lab session was boring as shyt. My teammies don't do work. Well they did a bit.
At least some of them tried to do something. -.-"
Unlike a certain someone who did nothing and just act cute.
Sometimes I really can't stand her but people will probably think I'm jealous.
Lol! I won't ever be jealous of any Korean shytasses.
They just aren't worth the time. Then again a lot of people aren't worth the time. *shrugs*

Oh well. Time to clean up and do laundry. Toodles!

Life seems so surreal sometimes...

2010-08-21T22:15:00.005+08:00

And at others, it seems like a nightmare.

Of a philosopher

Like calm waves of the oceans and colours of the rainbow,
Life seems serene, tranquil, beautiful, in fact perfect,
But like the rainbow it shines after the rain, -
And the sea which suffers through storms or hurricanes,
Life isn’t perfect, I’m not perfect, -
It takes a human being to feel hurt, pain, sorrow, grief,
Or happiness or love or warmth,
It takes a person with more than eyes, more than a heart, more than a soul,
To put these feelings into words,
To touch the hearts of people who can only see or listen, -
Who can only feel like any ordinary human being.

by Lynn

Tired...

2010-08-19T08:05:00.003+08:00

I'm pissed at a lot of things.
FML. So tired at everything.

Going to get my scalp treated soon.
My scar too.
Getting my jab today.
I hope I don't feel sick after it. -.-"

I look sick. My skin's very pale.
I totally need to go out in the sun sometimes.
Going to jio Clayton out for a day at the museum or something.

A heart is a very complex organ...

2010-08-17T12:24:00.000+08:00

Relationship - View it as:
'relation' - a bond
'ship' - something that sinks if it is badly built.

Sometimes I wonder if I made the right decision.
At other times, I know I did.

When I look back at a lot of things, I know I'm right.
But my heart tells me no.

I ask myself whether I normally score better in exams using my heart or my brain.
Then I've found the answer.

I haven't updated in so long...

2010-08-16T22:10:00.000+08:00

Been quite happy up till now.
Maybe I'm still happy but I haven't found that itty bit of happiness lately.
Don't know what to say. Don't know what to write.

Brain lag.
Been too long since I seriously blogged.
I guess I only blog when I'm depressed. {OR REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HAPPY! - which is very rare}

I kind of forgot to say Happy Birthday to Leslie.
He kind of forgot to say it to me too.

I also bought a present that I don't know what to do with now.
I'll probably give it to someone else for their birthday.
It's a really expensive gift though.
Wonder who's the lucky guy. Lol!

I'm depressed. I wish you could talk to me.
Sometimes I wish I could just sleep forever.
I guess today I wish I could sleep forever.

Something interesting happened though.
Yesterday I ate a maggot.
Seriously... It was gross. But uh... It was accidental.
I'll never do it again.

I'm just crapping. I'm still slightly bitter.
NEVER FORGET! BUILD A BRIDGE, CRY A RIVER AND GET OVER IT! :D
I'll be okay soon. (V) Cause I know I just haven't found the right one.
I will. One day.

2010-03-25T00:33:00.000+08:00

Twinkle The Teddybear

Every night I sit up here,
As long as I can recall,
The things that I see and hear,
From this shelf that makes me tall.

A little girl that cries at night,
She often cries to sleep,
And when no one is by her side,
She tends to sob and weep.

I’ll never know what’s happening,
For years I’ve not been moved,
All I know is the grief she’s feeling,
Her pain cannot be soothed.

I cannot remember the fateful day,
She decided to leave me up here,
The day that she cast all her feelings away,
- The day that Twinkle feared.

I haven’t touched her in a while,
I don’t think I will again,
For she’s lost her memories as a child,
Something she’ll never regain.

And if someone were ever to see,
This torn and tattered bear,
That sits up here waiting to be,
- Given a chance to care.

by Lynn

If one day I sleep and I don't ever wake up,

That will be the happiest day of my life.

2010-03-09T15:54:00.001+08:00

I'm suffering from minor depression.

I'm not happy with myself, my life, my everything.

I write when I'm depressed.

I haven't written in years.

Welcome back to my poetry and stories.

Goodbye blog. I'll come back when I feel a lot better.

Hopefully soon.

2009-12-31T17:24:00.000+08:00

Okay today a bit naughty. ;)
Hehe... Login audi cause felt pretty good today.
And mood good so can chain. >:3

Hee~ Pawn! >:3

2009-12-24T13:39:00.000+08:00

We are well aware of the 'lala' look.
Otherwise known as the 'ahbeng' and 'ahlian' look.
We love it. Seriously we do.
All Ah Lian and Ah Beng must be very good at counting.
We give you an A+ for Math and effort and F for the results.

P/S: I don't do this so it explains my horrible Math.

Credits to my brother for being my model.
I'm a lousy photographer so the pictures may be a bit blah.

This is the famous number 1.

Let's try 2.

3?

How about 2+2=4?

Hi-5!

Oh-I'm-so-cute-6!

Let's skip the rest. VOILA! 10!

2009-12-19T00:03:00.000+08:00

Random pictures of my recent outings. =]

Bro~

Youngest brother.

Look at him!

Lemon oh lemon!

BEAR BEAR ZAI! <3

Let's get retarded!

Woots! Major retardedness!

Sexy~ :x

Look at what I've got~ :x

2009-12-16T10:26:00.000+08:00

PEOPLE BULLY ME! T_T
Those big bullies are circled in red! T_T

2009-11-05T20:19:00.000+08:00

So SG line uses proxy.
I can't track your exact location.
It doesn't matter because everytime you reconnect in the same location.
Your IP doesn't change much.
So there you have it.
Lame arsehole spamming my cbox.
Not appreciated.

Like fuck off~ =]

2009-11-04T17:21:00.000+08:00

Exam's coming!
Stress! D:
The waterfall incident left a lot of people sad and grieving.
Goodbye to dear James Khor. =]
You will be missed and remembered always.

One day if I die,
Miss me but do not cry,
Trust me, this is what I believe,
Do not sigh and do not grief,
Though I am merely just a child,
And I've only lived for a while,
I've seen the better things in this world,
And all of the beauty that it holds,
Even if I do not live today,
Close your eyes, hear me say,
"Perhaps miracles happen all the time,
And only you and I can define,
What is a miracle? Something you can see?
Let me question you that could it be?
My existance is a miracle for I am me,
And so is my death now that I am free."

Written by : Lynn
Dedicated to : Those who have moved on

Last day at Boo's tuition.

Princess Zhu Zhu! :x

Baby you love pigs right? :x

2009-10-26T19:43:00.001+08:00

Nothing to post about.
Except on some minor issues that I'd love to rant about.
That lame guy/girl that's posting crap on my cbox.
I really didn't want to do this but you did a really good job at pissing me off.
So there you go.
Get ip adress, track and voila!
The so called KL beauty is actually living in SG!
Sorry hun, KL people don't use "smelly cb". LMAO!

So here's the ip adress.

Wow~ Singapore~ :o

Look at the tiny map on the bottom right. You know where that is? :x

2009-10-25T09:19:00.000+08:00

So my mom is in USA, more specifically, NYC. WITHOUT ME! T_T
Anyways I'll be going to USA for a visit next year.
The point is, yesterday my brothers had bball practise.
AND PRINCESS had to tag along! T_T
How did I entertain myself you ask?

Let's start off with 'the famous bunny-ear-ed-finger thing-a-ma-jigie'~

Next up, 'the grouch'.

All times favourite, an American classic, 'THE TONGUE STICKING'!

I tried very, very hard to do 'The Retard' but I failed. So daddy did it for me. Guess you can't do it if you're not a retard. :x

Basketball being a rough and tough game. I HAD THE PERFECT SHOES! >:3

Let's get serious! >:3 Here you have my brother shooting.

Basketball with a little soccer moves. :x

THE BALL'S GOT FEET! IT'S RUNNING AWAY!

White guy: Don't touch the ball it likes me better!
Bro's friend: You don't know how to operate it. *scratches head*
White guy: You think you're a big guy huh? TALK SO MUCH! You want see me operate your BALLS?

My brother with 'the dreamer'.

My two brothers on each end posing like idiots, doing 'the slouch'.

2009-10-18T22:42:00.001+08:00

Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there was a princess. She was born in the Kingdom of KongKong. She was named Godzilla. Unlike other princesses, she was born ugly, the ugliest of the land! D: When the queen saw her baby, she screamed, "TAKE THIS WRETCH AWAY! IT'S NOT MY BABY! NEVER HAVE I EVER SET EYES ON SUCH AN AWFUL CREATURE!" The poor baby was then abandoned on a small planet called Earth - where she landed in a country, Japan.

Godzilla grew up sad and lonely, shun by the society, detested by all. Soon she became rebellious and mean. She destroyed the places she liked, mainly her hometown, Japan. She decided that it was only right for her to hurt those who hurt her. One day, a funny-looking saucer fell from the sky and into the toilet it went. They called it the UFO, the unidentified floating object. When the doors opened, A SCARY, UGLY, GREEN THING APPEARED. It was even uglier than Godzilla herself! She was truly amazed that it was so hideous. The it was apparently an alien frog from outer space. It was a he and he was named, Keroro. :o

Godzilla's first instinct was to stomp her feet at it and smash it into itsy bitsy pieces. However, after realizing that he was much uglier than her, she decided it would be good to let him live. At least then, she would not be the ugliest thing in the entire galaxy! She forced Keroro to fix his ship and to take her with him to outer space where they travelled for lightyears.

1 million years later...

They landed on a planet and stumbled upon a kingdom, the Kingdom of KongKong. Godzilla cried when she recalled the unfortunate day when her mother threw her out of her kingdom. Immediately she thought of an idea to return to her family. She gathered all her might to step into the castle carrying her ugly Keroro with her. "THROW HER OUT! THAT UGLY MONSTER!" the queen screamed. Godzilla quickly flung Keroro at her mother and said, "I'M NOT UGLY! THAT IS UGLY! Eventhough I may not be a beautiful princess but look at him, have u ever come across anything as ugly as him? Now I may be the ugliest thing in this land but I will no longer be so if I marry him and I make him bring all his ugly people here." After a lot of reasoning, the queen and king of KongKong Kingdom married their princess off to Keroro and they brought in people from planet Keron(Keroro's planet). Godzilla was no longer the ugliest person in the Kingdom of KongKong and they lived happily ever after.

2009-10-18T22:26:00.000+08:00

if you are a guy- post this as my kind of girl..
if you are a girl- post it as my kind of boy..

1. Do you need him/her to be good looking?
Nope~

2. Smart?
Yeah.

3. Preferred age?
Younger max 2 years older max 9 years~ ROFL!

4. Preferred height?
175cm+~

5. How about sense of humor?
Totally~

6. How about piercings?
The more the merrier~ Rofl~ Up to him I guess~ BUT NO BELLY PIERCINGS! Abnormal for a guy~ And I like piercings so he better accept all of mine~

7. Accepts you for who you are?
Duh~

8. Pink hair?
Well I'm getting some pink highlights so uh I guess I don't care~ But he better have a good haircut to match!

9. Mushy or no?
30% mushy 70% non mushy~ Mushrooms don't taste very good~ >.<

10. Thin or fat?
Must like food~ Thin or fat anything gua~ As long as he can carry me? ROFL! Cause uh~ I'm probably fatter than him~ Lawls~

11. Black, Brown or White (skin color)?
Must choose ar? Then a bit tan lorh~ Asian skin ba~ NO SKIN EVEN BETTER!

12. Long hair or short hair?
Averagely long/short~ Not too much of each~ Em~ As long as it suits him ba~

13. Plastic or metal?
Plastic or metal what? Shin guard? Metal~ =X ROFL~

14. Smells good?
Smell like my papaya soap jiu ke yi le~ No stinkypoo~

15. Smoker?
No smoking no drugging no gambling nononono!

16. Drinker?
No~ Unless u mean drink coffee~

17. Girl/Boy-next-door type?
Hm~ Guess so~ But he has to be a smart boy-next-door~ Rofl~

18. Muscular?
Hawt body is cool but not like some pro-wrestler~ That's just so sick!

19. Plays piano?
NO! No sissy no gays thanks~ ._. If I wanted a girlie bf I would just go for a girl~

20. Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar?
Ok ba~ But musically talented guys so er xin~ I can't imagine him singing for me~ Ew~

21. Plays violin?
U think like F4? ._. Play semo violin! EARN MONEY YANG WO LA!

22. Sings very good
NO! U think u princess arh? Sing lai sing ki! Excuse me! I'm the zharbor!

23. Vain?
Cannot be more vain than me!

24. With glasses?
As long as he looks cute with it?

25. With braces?
Uh~ Can he speak English properly? No English = No boyf!

26. Shy type?
No! Shy I surely bully him de~ .___________. And I don't like shy people~

27. Rebel or good boy/girl?
Rebel! BUT IN AN ARGUMENT I MUST WIN!

28. Active or passive?
In bed? Active larh! ROFL~

29. Tight or bomb?
Sounds wrong~ Got tight guys? LAUGH DIE ME!

30. Singer or dancer?
Strip dancer~ =X

31. stunner?
Stun what? ROFL!

32. Hiphop?
Uh~ Ok ok larh~

33. Earrings?
Uh~ As long as he still acts and looks like a guy!

34. Mr/Ms. count-my-ex-girlfriends/boyfriends-until-you-drop?
Sorry I no calculator and I only have 10 fingers~ So please be tiongxim~ If u wanna sleep with other people~ ROFL~ BEAT ME FIRST! My bed kingsize~

35. Dimples?!
Sure if it looks nice on him~

36. Bookworm?
Uh~ As long as he's still playful~

37. Mr/Ms. love letter?
._. Er~ He retarded? Where got people write letters in this era! EH SEND IN EMAIL OR SMS LARH!

38. Playful?
Totally~ Rofl~ Just don't stab my palm with a pencil like alicia~

39. Flirt?
Sure~ But I can bet I flirt better~

40. Poem writer?
Uh~ Don't write poems like Teik Min or Christopher~ Talk about bunny and funny and hunny and gawd knows what rubbish!

41. Serious?
When he scolding me~ So that I can make him laugh~ =X AND THEN I LAUGH AT HIM FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO SCOLD ME WITH A STRAIGHT FACE! lawls~

42. Campus crush?
Heh? Simi crush?

43. Painter?
Love artistic guys~ But I prefer a guy who can cook than paint~ ._.

44. Religious?
No~ I dowan a siaopeh whole day liam keng for me!

45. Someone who likes to tease people?
Sure~ Tease me the best~

46. Computer games geek? Or internet freak?
Both will do~ If he's so addicted to dota very simple~ Trust me to train til I'm better than him~ When I beat him I let him cry to his mama and never ever touch dota again! DONT TRY ME! ._. If I wanna win a game by all means no one can stop me~

47. Speaks 20 languages?
Cool~ Would be nice~

48. Loyal or faithful?
Both but not too much~ I like my boyfs to piss me off~

49. good kisser
Sure~ Brush ur teeth thoroughly first though~

50. loves children??
He has too~ I'm like a child? ._______.

2009-10-12T21:42:00.000+08:00

Tuos noli umquam oblivisci mortuos, never forget the one's you love.

Bid them goodbye, ave atque vale.

Amor vincit omnia and if that is true why is it I feel this way?

I am upset. Though trivial to most. It holds a lot for me.

To err is human. So is to hurt.

2009-10-03T12:28:00.000+08:00

I forgot to post on my wedding in audi.
Currently mia audi for about 2 months. I will be back! >:3
Lucky Wilson gets to marry me! Rofl!

Luckily you pass! >:3 Or else!

2009-10-03T11:25:00.000+08:00

I know it must seem like I don't ever come in here anymore. >.<"
Well I do! At least when I remember to.
My prom is supposed to be tomorrow. I didn't shop, barely.
So what will I be wearing?
I ransacked my closet and I guess I have the perfect outfit?

I've never worn these? :o

I bought this for someone's birthday.

Ok. This is new. :o

2009-09-26T19:47:00.000+08:00

I'm just bored and I haven't posted in ages.
So here's my cute erzi. =X
He didn't want to call me mama so I got angry.
And then...

=X LMAO! How to be angry sia!

2009-07-24T18:10:00.000+08:00

Wilson very, very, very BHB!
Rofl. You will save me?
I think you save me surely no hope for me le.
So definitely it must be I save you right? Haha.
Credits out to Wilson for all the pictures.
These are all fake the characters are not mine nor his.

Wilson's dream and also his creation.

The true story.

As you can see. The words actually came from him.

2009-06-26T20:54:00.000+08:00

Luckily I'm not a...

[G]reedy
[R]ude
[A]utistic
[C]onceited
hypocrit[E]

I hope you know your alphabets yeah?

It's not my problem if you can't read ABC.

Oops! Did I just insult your IQ?

I'm oh so sorry! I didn't mean to insult you. My mistake!

I so totally knew you had no brains. How to have IQ if got no brains leh?

Heehee! Silly me.

2009-05-24T12:10:00.000+08:00

Lmao! Cleopatra VII ruled Egypt.

Take a look at Cleopatra VIII who ruled bananas.

He's looks so happy. =X

2009-05-21T17:28:00.000+08:00

Today we were having the stupid Pendidikan Siviks paper.

Suddenly Miss Ho tell me cannot sleep must finish my paper.

So I didn't sleep, I just lie down and do my work.

I finished my paper. Lazy to check, don't know the answers.

After that she scream at me and give me demerit for lying down. ._.

I'm like totally innocent! @_@

I was doing my paper. T_T

And I finish so I oink oink! T_T

Then I HAVE TO SIGN DEMERIT BOOK! T_T

2009-05-17T16:03:00.000+08:00

So I went to watch star trek yesterday.

I wasn't keen to get into the cinema at first but it was pretty good.

The movie was ok and I loved James T. Kirk!

I'm glad Chris Pine was in the movie. =D

The effects were cool.

Spock and James.

Chris Pine is cute.

2009-05-10T00:00:00.000+08:00

Argh! So yeah I went to watch x-men.
I love GAMBIT! Always have always will!
Taylor Kitsch is so awesome! Apart from the long hair.
Like ew! CUT IT SHORT LEH!
Reynolds was cute too. Too bad they stitched his mouth.
I actually liked him until they made him ugly. ._.

I LOVE YOU! MWARHX~

Dang! Hawt~

2009-05-08T22:19:00.000+08:00

Ok yes fine I get it! I have sunburn on my nose.
I'm freaking tan. Beyond imagination.
STOP TELLING ME! Depressed enough.
Anyways I thought I'd pay a little tribute to the World's Most Incredible People.
=D

Robert Huddleston, The Pony Boy

Annie Jones, The Esau Woman

Grady Stiles Jr., The Lobster Boy

Jo-jo, The Dog Faced Boy

Mignon, The Penguin Lady

Prince Randian, The Human Caterpillar

There were more that I did not feature like The Elephant Man, Chevalier d'Eon and many more.

The anime La Chevalier d'Eon was inspired by the Chevalier d'Eon.
In the olden days, many natural oddities were considered as freaks.
Chevalier d'Eon was the name given to a lady who was born with the looks of a man e.g. with beard, with moustache and so forth.

This is because Chevalier d'Eon is a lady who lived half her life as a man and her second half as a woman due to the fact that inheritance from her father's in-laws could only be passed down to him only if he had a son.
She was a noblewoman but as usual noblewoman did not uphold a high title, therefore she was given the title Chevalier meaning knight.

2009-05-05T21:44:00.000+08:00

T_T Snow white is BBQ-ed!
Look at my hand like omfg!
My face even worse! T_T
LOL! LOOK AT WHAT THE SUN CAN DO TO MY SKIN!
Ugh! My skin cannot take sun de.
Give me 1 day of sunlight I can turn from ang mo to bangala! ._.
But if you think I'm tan you should see my bro! =D

Kevin's hand, Edwyn's hand and my hand! Fairest of them all!

Look at the drastic change after 3 days!

2009-05-03T11:45:00.001+08:00

Don't let me be the reason you're suffering.
I don't want to be the reason you're suicidal.
I am not the reason you regret.
The reason is you were afraid to move on.
You were holding onto memories that you couldn't let go.
Now that you realize it, it's too late.
She's gone and so am I.
You're alone. Deal with it.

2009-05-01T12:49:00.001+08:00

I hate the darn rain and the hot, humid weather!
Hamid Khan has lousy drainage system.
IT WAS FLOODED AND OUR BAGS, SHOES, ETC WERE DRENCHED!
But when we were bored we had our own fun.
=D Our own bubble blowing competition.
Below are the scores of the matches.

Under 15 tournament:

Convent Green Lane vs Convent Pulau Tikus
Score: (30-4)

Convent Green Lane vs Teluk Bahang
Score: (30-3)

Convent Green Lane vs Heng Ee
Score: (30-22)

Convent Green Lane vs Penang Chinese Girls
Score: O.o I know you guys won but I don't know the score

Convent Green Lane vs Air Itam
Score: Win but I forgot the score @_@

Under 18 tournament:

Convent Green Lane vs Convent Datuk Kramat
Score: (30-11)

Convent Green Lane vs Teluk Bahang
Score: (30-7)

Convent Green Lane vs Han Chiang
Score: ._. Han Chiang boh lai so we won by default

They play volleyball we play bubble~ =D

2009-04-29T20:34:00.000+08:00

It's CRASH BANG BOOM!
Oh my aching wrist! T_T PAIN DIE ME!
I think I sprained my right wrist during warm up.
Natasha make my tee SMELLY!
Good news is we WON! =D
Bad news is tomorrow sxi will be there!
Saints sure bang bottles and make noise de!
Guess who's gonna lead them? @_@ My brother.
GOSH! I NEED LIFETIME SUPPLY OF YOKO-YOKO!

2009-04-21T20:27:00.000+08:00

NOTE:

I don't care how desperate you are to get a blogskin design!

DON'T EVER TOUCH MINE!

No I don't make customized skins! NEVER!

I'm too lazy to make any new skins now!

Those who touch my blogskin or cbox html go die horh!

You don't know how to design don't steal mine!

You never put in effort like wtf?

Take my stuff put your name and become your work?

WO PUIII! I WARN YOU LIAO HORH!

The moment I catch people stealing I go into private blog!

KAPISH MOTHER F***ERS!

Don't mess with the lady.

NEH NEH BU BU! LAMER! COPYCATS!

2009-04-16T19:40:00.000+08:00

If anything can make things better, I'll try it.
If anything can make you better, I'll give up my life.

Life is like ...

Theater, it's all about drama

A game, you lose some and you win some

A picture, the colours fade away

Chocolate, it's bittersweet

A rainbow, things are always better after crying

Winter, the beauty melts away

A crime, it's always about getting even

Sleep, you wish for it to never end

... but everything has a price to pay.
So I'll trade you my life for hers.

2009-04-15T22:46:00.001+08:00

I am sad.

I am depressed.

Guess what? You're not me.

You won't understand.

Life's unfair.

FUCK IT! FUCK IT!

2009-04-11T19:08:00.000+08:00

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, "Oh my god! Help me! There's a bee in my vagina!"

The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Hm tricky situation but I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit."

The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "Ok, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my dick I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina."

The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, yes, whatever, just get on with it."

So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper."

So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement, she began to moan and groan aloud, "Oh doctor, doctor!" she shouted. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself.

He then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises.

The husband, at this point, suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, "Now wait a minute! What the hell do you think you're doing!" he blasted.
The doctor still concentrating, replied, "Change of plan, I'm going to drown the bastard!"

LMAO! Ok this one is really horny!
Still I'm not horny~ It's funny! =D
The next one is not so obscene.

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here! Iron this!"

2009-04-10T22:37:00.000+08:00

Announcer :
The following finalists for MISS UNIVERSE 2009, Miss America, Miss Spain, Miss Britain, Miss Iran, Miss India, Miss Malaysia, Miss Singapore. The questions is how do you describe a male organ in your country and what is the reason?

Miss America:
Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. Because it stands every time it sees a woman.

Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!

Miss Spain:
Male organs in our country is like our very own bullfight or toro because it charges every time it sees an opening.

Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!

Miss Britain:
Male organs in our country is like Shakespeare's Theater because it cries after every performance.

Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!

Miss Iran:
Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves because they always enter through the back door.

Applause! Applause! Applause!

Miss India:
Well, I think that male organ in India are like labourers because it works day and night.

Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!

Miss Malaysia:
In my opinion, male organ in Malaysia is like a Proton car, it looks very tough but it's actually very soft.

Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!

Miss Singapore:
Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is like a typical Kiasu Singaporean. It goes for everything and anything that is free and always wants to be first to go in but leave 15 minutes before the show is over.

Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!

*smiles* OK NEXT PLEASE!
The male vocabulary! Lawls~
Let's not question my intelligence ok?
None of this reflects on whether I'm horny~ =X
WHICH I OBVIOUSLY AM NOT!

"Haven't I seen you before?"
(Nice ass)

"I'm romantic."
(I'm poor)

"I need you."
(My hand is tired)

"I am different from all the other guys."
(I am not circumcised)

"I want a commitment."
(I'm sick of masturbation)

"You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
(You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me)

"I really want to get to know you better."
(So I can tell my friends about it)

"It's just orange juice, try it."
(3 more shots and she'll have her legs around my head)

"She's kinda cute."
(I want to have sex with her till I turn blue)

"I don't know if I like her."
(She won't sleep with me)

"I miss you so much."
(I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting to look good)

"Was it good for you?"
(I'm insecure about my manhood)

"How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?"
(Is my penis really that small?)

"I had a wonderful time last night."
(Who the hell are you?)

"Do you love me?"
(I've done something stupid and you might find out)

"Do you REALLY love me?"
(I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later)

"How much do you love me?"
(I've done something really stupid, and someone's on their way to tell you by now)

"I have something to tell you."
(Get tested)

"I'll give you a call."
(I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again)

"I've been thinking a lot."
(You're not as attractive as when I was drunk)

"I think we should just be friends."
(You're ugly)

"I've learned a lot from you."
(Next girl!)

2009-04-10T12:51:00.000+08:00

I am so NOT horny!
LMAO!
It's just that this is hilarious. =D
Below 13 please scoot! Lawls~

Three religious women always went to church together. After church they would go for tea. They were discussing about their sons when the first lady said, "I invested everything in my son's education and now my son has a PHD in medicine. Thank the lord!" The second lady then said, "My son isn't as smart but he is a successful teacher and he has a good family. Praise the lord!"

The third lady quickly added, "My son is a well built, 6ft tall, blonde hair, blue eyed stripper and when people see him they go OH MY GOD!"

=D *smiles*

Once there was a little boy who was curious about what a strip club was like so one day he decided to sneak into one. Once he was in, he watched as the strippers danced. He watched until they started taking off their clothing. That's when he bolted out the door and started running down the street and into a man.

The man asks the boy, "What's wrong young man? You look like you just saw a ghost!" The little boy replies, "My mommy and daddy told me that if I ever watched anybody undress, I'd turn to stone!

And all of a sudden I felt something hard!"

I DIDN'T MAKE THIS PICTURE OK! LOL! Obscene! LMFAO!

2009-04-05T11:31:00.000+08:00

Whee!
I'm so happy I'm done with the new skin!
Er... Still needs some minor adjustment~ =D
Lurves the new layout~ ESPECIALLY MY CBOX!
Lol! Happy so post lorhs!
It's been ages since I posted.
A lot of people say my pic (with my tongue sticking out) LOOKS HORNY!
T_T So I use cartoon picture instead.

2009-03-15T00:30:00.000+08:00

Er... Sian...
Finally over the jerk! YAY ME!
I'm so totally grateful to Clement~
Hearts him for spending time to listen to me crap.
Lotsa hearts to Wen Bin gay partner.
He spend his time listening to my horrible singing.
Thank you. Blah blah blah and my monkey is so CUTE!

Yes that is my volleyball jersey. ._.

2009-03-07T22:58:00.000+08:00

As usual, I went shopping to cure my depression.

I don't think it really helps.

I'm still depressed. Quite.

My charges melted plastic and my mom's heart.

New shirt. Obviously.

2009-03-06T23:09:00.000+08:00

The sky was crying for me.

I stood in the rain and cried along.

I couldn't cry anymore, my emotions left me stranded.

I was consoled by my devoted friends, my pen, my paper.

Now I realize that I was never good enough.

I was only a replacement and I am only second best.

Now I truly believe it was all a lie, you lied.

No matter what you say it doesn't change the fact that it happened.

If sorry does miracles you wouldn't need medicine.

Sorry is just another word in the dictionary.

Maybe you're just another person, that's all you are, that's how it's supposed to be.

2009-03-01T00:15:00.000+08:00

Dad got into an accident.

Quite badly injured.

Exam is coming but I'm giving first aid everyday!

._. No time to study.

That's supposed to be the minor injury.

2009-02-12T21:34:00.000+08:00

VALENTINE'S DAY IS COMING!
YAY ME!
I'll be in school dating brooms and cloth.
With my aching toe and injured nose.
My beautiful snail lollipop!

Designed only for my dearest laopos! LAWLS!

2009-02-09T14:54:00.000+08:00

Tonight will be the end of all the "angpows" and glorious food.

Cap Goh Meh symbolizes the end of Chinese New Year.

A long, long time ago, Cap Goh Meh was used for matchmaking.
Women would stick a paper with their name and birthdate on the oranges.
Then the Mandrin oranges would be thrown into rivers.
Men who picked up the oranges were supposed to marry the ladies.
Or so I've been told.

I believe now there are more spinsters(certain people) .

BECAUSE

NO ONE THROWS ORANGES ON CAP GOH MEH ANYMORE!

My illustration on Cap Goh Meh. =X

Since I'm not throwing oranges I won't have a date for Valentine's.

So I've decided to bribe men with lollipop. =X

2009-02-01T20:52:00.000+08:00

My brother went for his haircut.

I decided to show off my shirt. =D

So yeah read my shirt.

Play bubp until my leg scratched also no feeling.

Malaysians really have the "tidak apa" attitude.

The 3D cardboard figures ill-treated.

PURE VANDALISME!

Little Miss Naughty! =D

WOW! Shirt says it all.

Numb. Only realized it after mom told me.

Look at that. @_@

*faints* Really BWG!

2009-01-28T17:52:00.000+08:00

Chinese New Year celebration started with a BANG!

Followed by making dumplings.

Then just eat until you die. =X

Lion dance.

I think it was eating something.

I made dumplings! ME! I MADE DUMPLINGS! Yay!

Boys will always be boys. Even the old ones.

They even ate the dressing!

Shark's fin soup. Me no likey.

Prawns. 6th dish. Famished.

Chicken. 10th dish. Bloated.

No place for dessert.

Stupid cousin ask me to smell his armpit.

Almost slapped me for taking his picture.

2009-01-26T23:30:00.000+08:00

Before new year everyone was working.
Of course I was too!
Whole family was cleaning the house and stuff.
I was making my own preparations.
So here's what we did before reunion.

My "work"!

Forced to eat.

Halfway through I just gave up.

My family saw the floor of my room for the first time.

Akemi bedsheets are so cute.

The triangular ginkgo.

Stupid cousin.

To the mall.

For my MSN.

I'm "good" at feeding babies.

2009-01-24T12:34:00.000+08:00

2 days ago my family dog ran away.
We searched for 2 hours at a 3km radius from my house.
Needless to say, we couldn't find him.
Hope he is not starving.
Pray that his survival instincts will guide him.
Maybe someone will find him.
The whole family is waiting for you to come home.

We love you!