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Sunday, October 18, 2009

if you are a guy- post this as my kind of girl..
if you are a girl- post it as my kind of boy..

1. Do you need him/her to be good looking?
Nope~

2. Smart?
Yeah.

3. Preferred age?
Younger max 2 years older max 9 years~ ROFL!

4. Preferred height?
175cm+~

5. How about sense of humor?
Totally~

6. How about piercings?
The more the merrier~ Rofl~ Up to him I guess~ BUT NO BELLY PIERCINGS! Abnormal for a guy~ And I like piercings so he better accept all of mine~

7. Accepts you for who you are?
Duh~

8. Pink hair?
Well I'm getting some pink highlights so uh I guess I don't care~ But he better have a good haircut to match!

9. Mushy or no?
30% mushy 70% non mushy~ Mushrooms don't taste very good~ >.<

10. Thin or fat?
Must like food~ Thin or fat anything gua~ As long as he can carry me? ROFL! Cause uh~ I'm probably fatter than him~ Lawls~

11. Black, Brown or White (skin color)?
Must choose ar? Then a bit tan lorh~ Asian skin ba~ NO SKIN EVEN BETTER!

12. Long hair or short hair?
Averagely long/short~ Not too much of each~ Em~ As long as it suits him ba~

13. Plastic or metal?
Plastic or metal what? Shin guard? Metal~ =X ROFL~

14. Smells good?
Smell like my papaya soap jiu ke yi le~ No stinkypoo~

15. Smoker?
No smoking no drugging no gambling nononono!

16. Drinker?
No~ Unless u mean drink coffee~

17. Girl/Boy-next-door type?
Hm~ Guess so~ But he has to be a smart boy-next-door~ Rofl~

18. Muscular?
Hawt body is cool but not like some pro-wrestler~ That's just so sick!

19. Plays piano?
NO! No sissy no gays thanks~ ._. If I wanted a girlie bf I would just go for a girl~

20. Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar?
Ok ba~ But musically talented guys so er xin~ I can't imagine him singing for me~ Ew~

21. Plays violin?
U think like F4? ._. Play semo violin! EARN MONEY YANG WO LA!

22. Sings very good
NO! U think u princess arh? Sing lai sing ki! Excuse me! I'm the zharbor!

23. Vain?
Cannot be more vain than me!

24. With glasses?
As long as he looks cute with it?

25. With braces?
Uh~ Can he speak English properly? No English = No boyf!

26. Shy type?
No! Shy I surely bully him de~ .___________. And I don't like shy people~

27. Rebel or good boy/girl?
Rebel! BUT IN AN ARGUMENT I MUST WIN!

28. Active or passive?
In bed? Active larh! ROFL~

29. Tight or bomb?
Sounds wrong~ Got tight guys? LAUGH DIE ME!

30. Singer or dancer?
Strip dancer~ =X

31. stunner?
Stun what? ROFL!

32. Hiphop?
Uh~ Ok ok larh~

33. Earrings?
Uh~ As long as he still acts and looks like a guy!

34. Mr/Ms. count-my-ex-girlfriends/boyfriends-until-you-drop?
Sorry I no calculator and I only have 10 fingers~ So please be tiongxim~ If u wanna sleep with other people~ ROFL~ BEAT ME FIRST! My bed kingsize~

35. Dimples?!
Sure if it looks nice on him~

36. Bookworm?
Uh~ As long as he's still playful~

37. Mr/Ms. love letter?
._. Er~ He retarded? Where got people write letters in this era! EH SEND IN EMAIL OR SMS LARH!

38. Playful?
Totally~ Rofl~ Just don't stab my palm with a pencil like alicia~

39. Flirt?
Sure~ But I can bet I flirt better~

40. Poem writer?
Uh~ Don't write poems like Teik Min or Christopher~ Talk about bunny and funny and hunny and gawd knows what rubbish!

41. Serious?
When he scolding me~ So that I can make him laugh~ =X AND THEN I LAUGH AT HIM FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO SCOLD ME WITH A STRAIGHT FACE! lawls~

42. Campus crush?
Heh? Simi crush?

43. Painter?
Love artistic guys~ But I prefer a guy who can cook than paint~ ._.

44. Religious?
No~ I dowan a siaopeh whole day liam keng for me!

45. Someone who likes to tease people?
Sure~ Tease me the best~

46. Computer games geek? Or internet freak?
Both will do~ If he's so addicted to dota very simple~ Trust me to train til I'm better than him~ When I beat him I let him cry to his mama and never ever touch dota again! DONT TRY ME! ._. If I wanna win a game by all means no one can stop me~

47. Speaks 20 languages?
Cool~ Would be nice~

48. Loyal or faithful?
Both but not too much~ I like my boyfs to piss me off~

49. good kisser
Sure~ Brush ur teeth thoroughly first though~

50. loves children??
He has too~ I'm like a child? ._______.

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