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Friday, April 10, 2009

I am so NOT horny!
LMAO!
It's just that this is hilarious. =D
Below 13 please scoot! Lawls~

Three religious women always went to church together. After church they would go for tea. They were discussing about their sons when the first lady said, "I invested everything in my son's education and now my son has a PHD in medicine. Thank the lord!" The second lady then said, "My son isn't as smart but he is a successful teacher and he has a good family. Praise the lord!"

The third lady quickly added, "My son is a well built, 6ft tall, blonde hair, blue eyed stripper and when people see him they go OH MY GOD!"

=D *smiles*

Once there was a little boy who was curious about what a strip club was like so one day he decided to sneak into one. Once he was in, he watched as the strippers danced. He watched until they started taking off their clothing. That's when he bolted out the door and started running down the street and into a man.

The man asks the boy, "What's wrong young man? You look like you just saw a ghost!" The little boy replies, "My mommy and daddy told me that if I ever watched anybody undress, I'd turn to stone!

And all of a sudden I felt something hard!"

I DIDN'T MAKE THIS PICTURE OK! LOL! Obscene! LMFAO!

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