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Friday, April 10, 2009

Announcer :
The following finalists for MISS UNIVERSE 2009, Miss America, Miss Spain, Miss Britain, Miss Iran, Miss India, Miss Malaysia, Miss Singapore. The questions is how do you describe a male organ in your country and what is the reason?

Miss America:
Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. Because it stands every time it sees a woman.

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Miss Spain:
Male organs in our country is like our very own bullfight or toro because it charges every time it sees an opening.

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Miss Britain:
Male organs in our country is like Shakespeare's Theater because it cries after every performance.

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Miss Iran:
Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves because they always enter through the back door.

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Miss India:
Well, I think that male organ in India are like labourers because it works day and night.

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Miss Malaysia:
In my opinion, male organ in Malaysia is like a Proton car, it looks very tough but it's actually very soft.

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Miss Singapore:
Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is like a typical Kiasu Singaporean. It goes for everything and anything that is free and always wants to be first to go in but leave 15 minutes before the show is over.

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*smiles* OK NEXT PLEASE!
The male vocabulary! Lawls~
Let's not question my intelligence ok?
None of this reflects on whether I'm horny~ =X
WHICH I OBVIOUSLY AM NOT!

"Haven't I seen you before?"
(Nice ass)

"I'm romantic."
(I'm poor)

"I need you."
(My hand is tired)

"I am different from all the other guys."
(I am not circumcised)

"I want a commitment."
(I'm sick of masturbation)

"You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
(You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me)

"I really want to get to know you better."
(So I can tell my friends about it)

"It's just orange juice, try it."
(3 more shots and she'll have her legs around my head)

"She's kinda cute."
(I want to have sex with her till I turn blue)

"I don't know if I like her."
(She won't sleep with me)

"I miss you so much."
(I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting to look good)

"Was it good for you?"
(I'm insecure about my manhood)

"How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?"
(Is my penis really that small?)

"I had a wonderful time last night."
(Who the hell are you?)

"Do you love me?"
(I've done something stupid and you might find out)

"Do you REALLY love me?"
(I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later)

"How much do you love me?"
(I've done something really stupid, and someone's on their way to tell you by now)

"I have something to tell you."
(Get tested)

"I'll give you a call."
(I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again)

"I've been thinking a lot."
(You're not as attractive as when I was drunk)

"I think we should just be friends."
(You're ugly)

"I've learned a lot from you."
(Next girl!)

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